Monday, January 23, 2012

A Meaty Month

Ham on the brain...

Lady Malvern

Bored Lady Malvern
Was a well adorned ham.
She certainly liked caviar
But had never tried spam.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Smelly Nelly

Smelly Nelly

Little Miss Nelly
Felt things were a bore
So she decided to think
And perhaps do a chore.

She swept, she mopped,
And did dishes galore
But she wasn't prepared 
For the thing she next saw.

When she entered the loo
She instantly knew 
What invaded her nostrils
It was number 2.
Little Miss Nelly,
Felt scum like a whore
She felt wretched and sick
But not bored anymore.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Lil' Miss Piggy

Little Miss Piggy,
She felt like some lamb.
But when she went looking
She found only ham.